He Says/She Says

This is an actual conversation that transpired between my husband and I.

The scene: Me: doing random things in the kitchen. My husband: comes in after showering (with a terrible headache)...

He says: "My head hurts so bad it hurt to dry my hair."
She says: "You dry your hair?"
He says: "Uh, Yeah! Otherwise it'd be dripping all over."
She says: "I thought guys just shook off, like a wet dog, then got dressed."

Oh the conversations we have...