Dear, Over Priced Retailer,
Your products are only necessary during a small period of time in a women’s life. Why do you feel it necessary to charge copious amounts of money for your items? $45 bucks for a single, solid color, no frills, cotton shirt. Really?!?!? Said shirt was purple so I know it wasn't spun using 24 karat gold threads. I also know it didn't cost your company THAT much to stitch it together in your Tribecastanian (< totally made up) sweatshop and ship it to America. So why? Just why?
Please, come on back to reality and don’t ever try that again. You’re not worth it.
Sincerely, The Realistic Consumer